1.chuck norrus wheres sun glasses to protect the sun from his eyes.
2.chuck norruses tears cure cancer to bad he never crys.
3.chuck norrus counted to infinity-twice
3.when the boogyman gos to bed he cheks under his bed for chuck norrus.
4.chuck norrus has alredy been to mars thats why theres no life on there.
5.theres no chin behind chuck norruses beard just another fist.
6.in the last page of the Guinnes book of world records it states that all records are held by chuck norrus the ones in the book are just how close people got.
7.the great wall of china was made to kep chuck norrus out...........it failed..........miserably
8.rudolf has a red nose because chuck norrus kiked him there.
9. chuck norrus is the reson waldo is hideing
10. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
11. Chuck Norrus can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
12. Chuck Norrus does not read a book he stares at it until he gets the info he wants
13. Chuck norrus does not sleep he waits
14. Superman has 2 weeknesses, kriptinite and ckucknorrus
15. jesus walked on water chuck norrus swam through land
16. what do you call a person wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want because he can't hear you.
17.A kind lawyer, an honest politician and a regular person were walking down the street when they saw a $20 dollar bill which one picked it up and why?
The regular person did (the others don't exist).
18. some one is talking to God.
Man: God, how long is a million years to you?
God: a million years is like a second.
Man: God, how much is a million dollars to you?
God: a million dollars is like a penny?
Man: WELL IN THAT CASE CAN I HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS?!?
God: shore, just give me a second.